A woman heard a tune which
she recognized. She took a gun and shot a stranger. Why?
A man and his wife were in
their car. The man saw a sign. Without either of them
saying a word, he drew the gun and shot his wife dead.
Why?
A woman bought a new pair
of shoes and then went to work. She died. Why?
When Archduke Ferdinand
was shot, in 1914, his attendants could not undo his coat
to stem his bleeding wound. Why not?
She died because she
packed too quickly. How did she die?
A man sneaked into a
morgue one night and cut the little finger off a corpse.
Why?
During WWII, why did
German soldiers have to shoot the dogs they had carefully
trained?
A man dies of thirst in
his own home. How come?
A man is driving his car.
He turns on the radio and hears music. He stops and
shoots himself. Why?
A man is given a bottle of
after-shave for his birthday. He puts some on later that
day, he dies. How?